releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

nothingisilluminated:

did you mean

my

life

• me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
• me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
• me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
• me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????

elismeds:

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